Jury Duty

I got called in for jury duty.  Guess it wasn't as funny as I thought to fill out that phony absentee ballot for the 2003 California Governor "Total Recall" Election.  But what was I gonna do?  NOT vote to put Gary Coleman in charge of the world's 6th largest economy? Come on...

Pretty sure I can find my way out of this one, though.  Just pretend I'm a racist, right?  And also, I'm a 91-year-old dog.