Midgets

Hey peoples!

This summer is proving much harder than I thought in terms of access to computers and such.

I have a longer post planned for soon (lets hope the owners get drunk tonight and pass out) but in the meantime, I've been wondering: what's up with midgets?

We in the animal kingdom don't have them. I mean, there's little dogs. Tiny dogs even (some designed, which I find creepy frankly) but no midgets. So that's just a human thing? Or are there like, squirrel midgets? Why does it happen?

Enlighten this old dog if you can.

I'm from Brooklyn!